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ICP - THE DATING GAME LYRICS

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Lyrics to 'The Dating Game' by Insane Clown Posse: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion A man who expresses himself in his own special way. I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Hurry up bitch. ICP Miscellaneous The Dating Game *Host* Let's meet contestant number one! He's a I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions. A man who.

Dating Game - Lyrics and Music by icp arranged by DaveHernandez22 | Smule

I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready! Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed. I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips! It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother.

I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother. I'm standing, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!

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After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd try to fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!! Host Now let's meet contestant 2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question.

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Sharon I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!

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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant 1 and break his fuckin jaw! I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!

icp dating game show

After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!! Host Now let's meet contestant 2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question. Sharon I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions. A man who expresses himself in his own special way.

First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant 1 and break his fuckin jaw! I'd Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face.

Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand. I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'. As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!! Host Well it sounds like contestant 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.

Sharon Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up lines be?

Whoever's the smoothest wins! Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake. You'd be jackin' me quick! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face! Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better! Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant 2 he's mad whack. I walked into a barn, and there he was, standing on a bucket eeeuuugghhh tryin' ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama. How you gonna diss yo mama? Curriculum" [Voice-Over] Once more, it has been done That in order to save it You would have to raise the specter again I am going to tell them the truth About their ministry of justice But if we didn't though It would surely be cause for war!

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